Drunk Goggles Are a Bitch

Do you guys remember the hot boy I met at the bar last weekend? Well we had been texting all weekend and monday he invited me over to his house to smoke hookah with him and his friends. I'm super excited driving over there and i walk up and ring the doorbell. The door opens he says "hey you made it" and I stand there trying to hide the shock/ disappointment on my face. The hot sexy boy I thought I had been texting turned out to be Mclovin's long lost blonde twin. I felt like my mind had played a cruel joke on me. Needless to say, I smoked a little hookah and got the hell out of dodge. 


Went to my therapist today. I told her about my fear of becoming the old lonely virgin cat lady. Her advice was to stand in the mirror everyday and repeat "I am a beautiful intelligent young lady anyone would be lucky to be with me." Without thinking I blurted out "I can stand in the mirror all day and say 'I'm Demi Moore' but it doesn't mean I get to come home and fuck Ashton Kutcher"...she wasn't too pleased. Think it's time to start looking for a new therapist.


My weight has been the same for the last few days and then yesterday all I ate was 15 cheez its at around 11am and I gained .4lbs...I'm pretty sure god hates me




Hope yall are having a spectacular day!